People think I’m joking when I tell them I had a divine vision of Humpty Dumpty in Jerusalem. Luckily I had the presence of mind to take a photograph, and here it is.

A Divine Vision
Some people have accused me of perpetrating a sophisticated Photoshop hoax, but I can assure you that this picture is as genuine as the Gospels.


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